Friday, November 11, 2016

Luciferian Pick Up Lines

"You're devilishly cute!"
"If I bring the Light, will you bring me the morning or bring on the night?"
"How uuu doinnnn? Whut u say, u, n' me, go to the Zoo n' do what Goats do?"
"Enlightenment and chill?"
"Wanna come back and play with my wand?"
"I may not go to the Church, but i have an Organ for you."
"Did you fall from heaven, 'cuz my enlightenment just started to Throb."
"My demons asked me to ask you if your demons would like to come out and play."
"Did it hurt when you scraped your way up from hell?"
"Is that Lucifer Enlightened in my pocket or am I just enlustened (new word) to see you?"
"Fuck Santa. Just switch the letters around. Have I got a North Pole in my lap for you!"
"When can my leviathin's cross be draggin' within?"
"Could you be my teacher of the arts?
Could you show me the worlds apart?
Would you shine like Luci's gaze?"
"Mephistophefeelyouup, baby!"
"Apples. Do you like apples? Come on down to Hell and fuck me. How do you like them apples?"
"Wanna prove Immaculate Conception, wrong?"
"Care to make a donation to the Luciferian Youth Group eternal cookie drive?"

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